Chip Idiot

a stupid idiot that pisses people off by behaving in a provocative manner.

Listen you chip idiot, I ask one simple question and you mouth off!

by kooldee July 7, 2010

busy idiot

Someone who is working hard in all the wrong places

Someone who is getting useless things accomplished

Originated from Gordon Ramsay's 'Kitchen Nightmares'

'Yesterday at work I had to give Mark something useful to do, he was being such a busy idiot.'

by Slang Thang June 13, 2016

idiot bar

a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment

The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

Pokey idiot

A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.

Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!

by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016

Idiot Tax

A voluntary tax levied on people who don't understand probability. It usually takes the form of lottery tickets.

Jim went to 7-11. While he was there, he paid the idiot tax.

by Grant to the B February 20, 2008

bumbling idiot

Someone who's an idiot and doesn't know it

She is a bumbling idiot!

by Sassydiva13 October 8, 2017

Noble idiot

A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.

Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*

by kshyt0385 February 5, 2014