Husband in law

your wife X husband that is still active in the family or the scene

We had a visit from my husband in law, he tried to give me advise regarding how to treat my wife.

by Ubafool2believe February 14, 2024

My husband

Hugh Laughton-Scott.

Me: “Hugh Laughton-Scott is my husband and the love of my life.”

by kys694203004 February 20, 2024

husband hangover

Husbandhangiver-The exhaustion wife gets after she chooses to work too hard over the weekend with her husband by over doing and not giving herself enough self care and sleep.

it is critical the wife doesn’t over do and implement self care and proper sleep to avoid a husband hangover. Julie had a husband hangover the morning after she chose to stay up too late watching Netflix before her early morning work day

by acapellawoman February 23, 2024

Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024

Husband Drop

Husband Drop: When a married woman repeatedly mentions her husband in conversation, similar to the "boyfriend drop," to signal that she's off-limits. This is often used as a subtle power move as well.

Lee: Bruv, I was in my local shop the other day, talking to the woman behind the counter, and she mentioned her husband like five times! bruv LOL.
Frank: She gave you a proper bad husband drop, bruv LOL.
Lee: Yeah, I wasn’t even interested in her; she was like 60 years old, bruv! LOL
Frank: Don't lie bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026

Rental Husband

A man that is for hire to do manly things around the house.

Woman’s mentality = I don’t need a man for anything!!! Umm, excuse me (Rental Husbands name). Can you shovel out my house, car and driveway because there is a foot of snow outside? I’ll get you a six pack of Coors Light after your done.

by The800ButtNuggets January 26, 2026