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Crazy Hamburger

by Ph4antom October 2, 2022
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hamburger priest

A priest who makes hamburgers out of the flesh of Jesus Christ
Person 1: “ well these burgers taste delicious that cook must be a real hamburger priest”
by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021
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Hamburger

Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying
You wanna go to the beach rn?
Yo, hamburger!!! I was just thinking about that

Me and Gina are just always hamburger like I bet she can finish my sente…
by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023
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hamburger stamp

When a female puts their vagina lips on someone's face or forehead. The female version of Tea bagging.
"Ohh man she totally hamburger stamped me on the forehead last night"
by sharty123 February 6, 2012
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knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023
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macaroni and cheese hamburger

The best, yet most disgusting thing to whisper in your friends ear
O: Hey I gotta secret
P: what?
O: macaroni and cheese hamburger
P: *rips his organs out
by Coki Doki December 16, 2019
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greasy hamburger

When you pass out on the toilet and you have marks on your forehead from laying on the toilet to long.
I was so shit faced that I was a greasy hamburger before I left the bar.
by 7 3/4 and 23 August 8, 2017
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