Hay

An alternative to spelling the word "Hey". Invented by a kindergartener who was falsely deemed as a terrible speller (received a 50 on his latest spelling test). Widely mistaken as a plant or grass used to feed animals.

"Hey Chuck, pass me that barrel of hay over there, will ya?"
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.

by BobWade1234 April 24, 2022

Archie Fullegar-Hay

A Celebrity in the hills of North Yorkshire.
What is he known for?

His meme page Calculons…
GO SPAM HIS NAME IN THE COMMENTS!!!
Hes also pedo

Archie Fullegar-Hay Touched My Child

by anonymous February 13, 2023

hai

Means haii people use this word for texting or in chat rooms

Octavia: haiiii gurl wassup

Nikki: Nun much wbu
Octavia: just chillin

by Savage xx May 16, 2018

hay

how are you

A: hay
B: im fine

by Charlie Chapter November 5, 2025

Hay-Joe

A wet willie with your pinky, but in the belly button

She was wearing a belly shirt, so I gave her a hay-joe

by Fashiggadell July 16, 2022

Hay Zeus

Curling up in a fetal position and getting farted on in the face.

Don’t Hay Zeus yet. I don’t have to fart yet.

by Just to be funny November 26, 2023

Minh Hai

an elderly lady whose Chinese speaking skill became a great model for Chinese learners

You speaks so well, but Minh Hai never dies

by Kamnyda June 12, 2023