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Guido

A Guido is an Italian American male who is a complete moron. The Guidos like to screw up the New Jersey shore and disgrace the entier state. They absolutely hate People that are English,Irish,German,Skandanavian, or Slavic.

(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)

Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends

Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.

unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.

The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them

If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel

The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
Most of the Jersey Shore population

Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany

is a Guido
by Deathmetalfan666 November 21, 2010
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Guile

To do something to a fictional character with significant popularity to make said character unpopular. This is most often done out of trying too hard to promote the character so that it backfires. However, it can also be done if other characters are desired by their creators to be more popular than a given character created by said persons.

Taken from the Street Fighter character of the same name, who has gone through being upstaged by a character with the same fighting style in the Alpha Series, not being updated nearly as much as the other characters in the series as time went on, as well as the indignity of being portrayed as Jean-Claude van Damme in the worst game-based movie of all time.
I used to like Daredevil in the comics but the movie about him really guiled him for me.

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Nothing can ever guile the Looney Tunes, not even Space Jam.
by C.F. Semprini December 9, 2003
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Guido

A Guido is an Italian American male who is a complete moron. The Guidos like to screw up the New Jersey shore and disgrace the entier state. They absolutely hate People that are English,Irish,German,Skandanavian, or Slavic.

(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)

Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends

Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.

unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.

The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them

If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel

The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
Most of the Jersey Shore population

Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany

is a Guido
by Deathmetalfan666 November 21, 2010
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Guilderland

Extremely Dangerous Place.
this is where all the Tru Gangstas come from.

word of advice: always bring a gun when walking around the streets of G-Land.
G-ay
U-turn
I-mplants
L-ozer see Lozer
D-ance
E-unuch
R-espiratory illnes
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guild wars

A very beautiful game, where the main goal is for MMO virgins to pronounce the absolute awesomeness of the game in as many internet forums and chatrooms as possible.
What is this instancing you speak of?
by Coldeh April 28, 2005
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Guido Pride

To get or say something to make up for something you don't have.
Look at that guy. He has so much Guido pride. He has a huge truck to make up for the penis he doesn't have.
by Jak!e June 10, 2008
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guilfoy

1- to be whipped
2- the act of sharting your mom's mouth while fingering her twin sister
3- the act of having one too many people in the backseat of a car.
1- You are so Guilfoy'ed
2- Mike Guilfoy'ed your mom last night
3- WE GOT A GUILFOY
by iwanttoguilfoyyou December 14, 2008
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