Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

glazed jason mask

When a man splooges all over a woman's face, to where it looks like she's wearing a Jason Vorhees mask.

Your mom is such a whore she wears a glazed jason mask all day everyday.

by barndogusn April 22, 2023

Gleeble

Feeling tired and emotionless at the same time, the act of feeling Gleeby Deeby

"I'm feeling quite gleeble"

by Dolfino October 10, 2023

pole glazer

stripper

Mary got a new job, she is now a pole glazer over at the Landing Strip.

by Johnny Law, Esq. May 11, 2009

Gimpy Geezer

Niall & James

Niall: ''insert gimpy joke''
James: HAHAHAHAHAH NIGE WHAT A LAD

everyone else: that isn't even funny, you guys are such gimpy geezers

by herpderpery December 17, 2012

maple glaze

another word for cum.

Jay: I just put all my maple glaze on Katie earlier.
Tim: Your what??
Jay: My maple glaze man. I came all over her! My cum was everywhere.
Tim: Oh ok.

by Token1 July 2, 2015

chocolate glazed donut

When you fucking in the ass. And you cum. When you pull out you grab the base of your dick and pull up from base to tip. The poo and semen left on your hand is a chocolate glazed donut

Fucked her in the ass till I came. Then she turned around and ate a chocolate glazed donut

by Shinodalike October 1, 2015