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Giraffitis

A disorder in which a human looks like a giraffe, and commonly mistaken as a giraffe.
When I walked into school I quickly ran out after realizing giraffitis is present in the school
by Arcticgiraffehotcocoa December 6, 2016
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Space Giraffe

Is an Xbox 360 arcade game. It is great when you are high or tripping do to the insane colors in the background music. It makes your high much better
Dude, last night after i rolled a joint of blue berry kush, Me and Tyler played space giraffe and I almost shit myself.
by tdwpx982 June 15, 2009
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Giraffe

My mum works at a zoo, and her favourite animal there is Gerry The Giraffe.
by BigBrainScottishGirl January 9, 2021
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giraffe

A giraffe is a tree horse.
by zlw04 January 21, 2019
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giraffe

A retard with a long neck.
"Get on git you giraffe"
"Swallow and chew your food down your neck giraffe"
"Man, you can probably be the best scout there ever is. Just stretch your neck up to the skies and look down below"
by chiken kfc March 16, 2017
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Giraffe

A giraffe is a woman usually tall in stature who is used as a "trophy wife" or "mistress" that an older man will only marry and/or be in a relationship with to show off at functions.

The Giraffe is on the unintelligent side when it comes to what is actually happening in the world, and although may be escorted to events like the opera or military functions, has no idea what is happening, and thus gives off this aloof giraffe like look as to ask, "What is happening, where am I, why am I here?"....Her male companion will then reward said giraffe with Botox injections, fake breasts, bum implants, lip fillers, bleached blonde hair, etc. "Treats".

When you get a herd of giraffes, they tend to gallop to high end shops and use an enormous amount of money. Giraffes do not actually like the outdoors, contrary to the actual animal, but they do love being inside anywhere that is overly materialistic.

Giraffes when engaging with other giraffes ( their herd) will usually converse about something meaningless, like how annoying their manicurist was because they got the colour slightly wrong, or how when they spent a day at the spa, the temperature of the massage oil wasn't to their liking.

Much like a Stepford wife, a giraffe will seem to not have a mind of her own, but she will never cook, because she has no idea how, she will never bake, because baking to her is being out by the pool mindlessly tanning herself.
"I found the perfect giraffe to marry, she already is over 5 foot 9, has blonde hair, has the IQ of 82 and she came with a pair of fake breasts! I really hit the jackpot in giraffes!"
by sad world June 29, 2019
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giraffe recursion

A method of recursion that assumes, given the great distance that it can see, that infinite recursion is impossible so there's no need to check for the termination case.
The production issues were directly related to an implementation of giraffe recursion.
by Viat March 10, 2022
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