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Giraffe goose

Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.
by The real moe November 9, 2020
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giraffe

a tall neck son of a bitch who claims they are better than everyone else but instead is a weird, sensitive asshole who never gets their way.
ugh i hate that giraffe. hes such a bitch.
by anonymous February 16, 2021
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Giraffe

A long necked animal, not those weird sex poses.
You see this gif below? THIS is a giraffe, not those other perverted definitions.
by an idiot August 27, 2021
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Giraffe kick

Giraffe kick means you mimic what a giraffe does when they kick. And when a human does it, that means they will kick the shit out of you
I am about to giraffe kick this motherfucker
by rogersell January 12, 2025
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Deranged Giraffe Elbow

Two definitions:

-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.

-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
by dan_gleewang January 21, 2021
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flying giraffe

A term used to describe a tall girl with a long neck jumping off a diving board
Hey John you see that flying giraffe

Yah Tom that Girl had one long ass neck
by BIGFROOT June 10, 2023
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what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...
Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*
by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021
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