chad grip

When you grip something/someone with your full hand and say "C H A D G R I P"

My friend and I had a Chad Gripping competition, I won

by RandomShitposts April 06, 2021

Terminator grip

A saying used to describe a grip that is so strong, that the person holding the set item can still hold on, even if they are violently shaken

You've got a Terminator grip on that door handle! I'm surprised you've been able to hold that thing shut for so long!

by Buttered Quayle April 13, 2020

flip and grip

The act of flipping your smart watch where it's on the underside of your wrist so that you can simultaneously watch porn and masturbate

Just remember to put your watch back in the normal position lest someone suspects you of conducting a flip and grip session in the office closet.

by Goosed12 August 28, 2015

Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 28, 2021

Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).

Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"

by ax about me December 24, 2010

micro-grips

All of the people who don't get invited to the VIP and have to wait in line at the party.

Hey Shoshana let's go to the party with Marnie. I hate Marnie but she has a VIP so if we go with her we won't have to wait in line outside with all the micro-grips.

by Lindsaygotallthemoves April 03, 2016

Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.

"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."

by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016