Allied Gardens

Suberb of San Diego, CA.

Places of interest: The AG Park, Fosters Freeze, The ally behind the old Taco Bell and the present Fast Break, The stairs at the Moe-Moe church, Base ball Field.

Facts: Better then San Carlos, Better then Santee.
Allied Gardens is where I am from.
by San Man November 11, 2004
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Garden Club

A neighborhood club in which many wives or husbands meet to talk about the affairs they've experienced with their lovers. Usually in suburban areas where people have nothing better to do.
"Hey, did you hear about Brad and his affair with Jenna? Steve told me in garden club."
by TheRadioCrackHead March 15, 2010
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garden hose

1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose.

2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.
1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"

Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."

2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."
by cpkay September 16, 2010
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Garden Gnomes

When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.
Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?
by Bob2332 April 27, 2009
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secret garden

a collection of trees at westtown between the science building and the theatre most often used for either smoking weed, drinking, streaking, or most often, having sex.
person 1: where are joey and mary?
person 2: They're in the secret garden having sex.
person 1: oh okay.
by irishblood4th March 25, 2007
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Garden City

Garden City is a town in Western Long Island filled with preps that think they are black. the average high schools kid ipod(and yes, everyone has an ipod...no exceptions)is filled with 50 cent, kanye west, and usually some form of gangsta rap. the kids are incredibly rich and annoying with exceptions. there are some really cool and down to earth normal kids in the town who have been RAISED RIGHT. the main problem in this town is that parents dont raise their kids right. parents let their kids stay out all night when they are 13 years old, and then dont discipline them when they come home drunk and high. However, there are kids in this godforsaken town who are genuine people who are actually going somewhere on their own , not just because of their last name or inheritance. But these are few exceptions because the entire town is filled with two-faced, snobby, annoying kids. And another thing that pisses me off, everyone says that gc is a Roman-Catholic town which is true but probably less than 15 percent of this town actually observes their faith on days other than Christmas and Easter. The point of this tirade is, gc is filled with snobs for kids, and adults who are not good people. But there are exceptions so just open your eyes.
gc child: (to mother) mommy, why is that man mowing his own lawn? Is he poor?

gc mother: He probably is and shouldnt be living in Garden City.
by embarassed gc kid March 23, 2008
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Garden Porn

Photographs showing off your luscious garden. Much like "Food Porn", where it shows off it's final product on a plate, "Garden Porn" shows off it's luster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it's growing and utter fresh state.
Have you seen Jerry's Garden Porn ? It look's so good I can't wait to see his food porn.
by Captn Jax Macky March 28, 2011
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