front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

Front Canoe

The term for a woman’s vagina that’s out if the norm.

Bro Jessica let me touch her front canoe last night! It was hotter than a summer day in the desert!

by Chodechild89 August 31, 2021

Front Mouth

When, during oral sex, the penis barely enters the mouth and stays in the front of the givers mouth.

"Damn man, that girl must have the strongest gag reflex ever, she only let me get front mouth."

by Law-BooGiE January 8, 2012

front odor

Front odor is a way of describing an odor emanating from the unclean nether regions of an unsanitary woman.

Monica has rank front odor again, she must've had her water shut off.

by front_odor February 26, 2015

front sponge

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.

OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.

by Bosscat71 September 2, 2019

Front-ending

Exactly the same as rear ending, but in a frontal manner.

Last night a guy wasn't paying attention and ended up front-ending me.

by Ryan. cap January 7, 2019

front puddin’

An unpleasant vaginal discharge that resembles tapioca pudding.

Darling, you should visit your gynecologist as your underpants appear loaded with front puddin’.

by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021