Fold; overweight and elderly (combination of fat and old)
Folded; When someone is over 55 years old and they just inhaled a whole pizza and a “love it” size ice cream from cold stone they are folded. adjective.
Folded; When someone is over 55 years old and they just inhaled a whole pizza and a “love it” size ice cream from cold stone they are folded. adjective.
my daughter and I are having ice cream and I ask her if i look “fold” or “am i folded?”
friend: “that man is fat AND old!”
friend 2: “ Wow! He folded”
bro #1 “hey bro did you see my new chick”
bro #2 “dude! she’s folded. she’s fat and old!”
friend: “that man is fat AND old!”
friend 2: “ Wow! He folded”
bro #1 “hey bro did you see my new chick”
bro #2 “dude! she’s folded. she’s fat and old!”
by Petexia Tired-of-all-this June 23, 2022
Get the Foldmug. The effect of bending your body forward, head to ankles, while under the influence of fentanyl. Standing on two feet in a sleep state, folded over, giving the appearance of cherry-picking, or carpet-surfing.
by 0z3-N0-DoZzznOff July 13, 2025
Get the Fetty-Foldmug. Tits Extremely Nice, Face Of Les Dawson.
A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
by Its_Matra March 20, 2020
Get the Ten Foldmug. by anonymous February 16, 2024
Get the Santoryu Secret Ability: The Billion-fold World Trichiliocosmmug. “folded for the crease” is when you get back with your ex girlfriend regardless of why you two broke up in the first place just so you can have sex with her again. you initially didn’t wanna get back with her, but you folded and threw all rational thinking out the window for the vaginal crease.
“dude i didn’t wanna get back with my ex but she threw the pussy at me. why did i do it?”
“bro, you folded for the crease.”
“bro, you folded for the crease.”
by Slatty McSex June 22, 2025
Get the Folded for the Creasemug. A sarcastic way of saying “I see how it is” — usually after realising someone’s true priorities, loyalty, or intentions.
by Rahhhh.her June 12, 2025
Get the I see how the tables foldmug. Verb. The act of standing while barely awake after intentionally using a considerable amount of fentanyl. Individuals in the act are difficult to rouse and may wobble and lean up against objects for support as they experience their high. Most easily observed in cities with high amounts of functionally-unrestricted drug use, such as Seattle and San Francisco.
Child: Daddy, why is that man just standing there? He looks so tired!
Father: It’s impolite to stare at people! Let’s keep going and mind our own business.
Father internally: Really? Fentanyl folding? C’mon, man!
Father: It’s impolite to stare at people! Let’s keep going and mind our own business.
Father internally: Really? Fentanyl folding? C’mon, man!
by Che Criollo September 22, 2023
Get the fentanyl foldingmug.