Fog

An extremely strong and derogatory term. We’ve all been in the fog once before. Can be used as an adjective to describe someone’s state of mind. Another bad symptom of fog is being head over heels for your significant other.

Ex: “‘Hey dude, I thought so and so was coming by?’ ‘Nah, he said his Mom’s teeing again. He’s at home jerking off for the 6th time today.’ ‘Damn, already? It’s only 10:00 am!’ ‘You know how he is. He’s in a foggy state of mind.’”

Or as a noun, to explain why someone does not have money“‘Hey we were thinking of going skiing, you wanna come?’ ‘Word bruh I’m so down Lmk’ (time passes, we never hear from him again) ‘Hey where were you? Thought you were down to go skiing.’ ‘Bruh you never texted me’.

by Uhhhgetoffgetoffgetoff February 7, 2023

fog run

The act of exercising while being in a depressive episode.

Person 1: "bro you good?"
Person 2: "yea bro I just gotta go for a fog run"

by erdash March 9, 2024

Winter Fog

When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe

“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
“Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack”

by Charlie The Moth Man December 8, 2022

FOG

Fuckable Old Guy

Wow, that driver is a FOG!

by Cybajo June 6, 2016

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by WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE March 15, 2023

zoom fog

The condition of being in a mental fog after an overly long day of Zoom meetings.

Sorry for missing your question I was in a Zoom fog.

by Jmaxx70 January 25, 2021

London Fog

A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.

I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog in the shower. Now my breakfast is coming back up.

by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020