flirt blumpkin

To flirt with a person through text while on the toilet

I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt

by frankiefootlong November 17, 2015

chub flirt

an overweight, usually elderly man out of his prime that will attempt to be cute or flirtatious.

The term "chub flirt" is a 250 lbs. +, u-turn hair line, wears a clip on tie with a short-sleeved dress shirt; thick bi-focal glasses and a thick 70's throw-back moustache.

"That man is such a chub flirt..."

by rosso the crimson September 22, 2008

Job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024

Flirt Stains

The writing of flirtatious comments on one's "To Go" box, specifically in purple ink.

Commonly known as the "relationship ender/beginner".

You really shouldn't have left those flirt stains on top of your car.

by AE2487 July 24, 2011

flirt rapist

One who flirts with blatant disregard for how unwanted said flirting may be

1) Feel free to tell me if it's outta hand though, I'm not a flirt rapist or anything .
2) seriously? God, that guy is such a flirt racist...creeps me out.

by Jaydaddyfresh November 30, 2016

flirt risk

Someone who is at risk of flirting or being flirted with because of their unconscious friendly nature or subtle sexual undertones in their personality.

He didn’t want his girlfriend to go on vacation with her friends because she’s a flirt risk

by Grey etymology 333 May 25, 2025

Anti Flirt Ring

Not a promise or engagement ring cause he’s not ready or willing to commit. Also it’s fake haha

Michael gave me an anti flirt ring instead of a promise or engagement me.

by Beautifully taken November 7, 2022