feces quiff

you shit in a girls vag and then fuck her and when she quiffs, feces shoots out

tim gave his girlfriend a chili dog and then she feces quiffed

by the jackhammer professor May 6, 2009

Feels mad lad

When nothing is going your way and you just want to tell someone! FML!!!

wake up
put on shoes
go to the shops

realise your still naked apart from your shoes
FML (feels mad lad)

by Phianon September 4, 2010

feces pieces

When a female is riding a males penis and waits for the opportune moment in which he orgasms, she deficates while still riding his penis up and down. Preferably the female should be facing away from the male when performing this incredibly hard maneuver. It is meant to be a surprise but can be used for enjoyment by both parties. To avoid confusion this term is pronounced like the popular "Reese's Pieces".

I gave my man a full feces pieces last night and he didn't even see it coming!

by S0URCE December 22, 2008

Feesh

Shortening of the term Fe sho.A response word meaning for sure, most definitely. Can be said as FEEEESSSSHHHH!!!

-Are you trying to go to this party?
-FEESSSH!!!

Does that sound good to you?
Feesh.

by Danya A. October 8, 2008

feesh

An extremely fat girl

Damn that girl's a feesh!

by jpd25 April 13, 2006

feces

short version for feets is

Give me a blanket, my feces cold.

by Brent Schenk December 3, 2003

Reese's Feces

The act of consuming Reese's peanut butter cups, usually in large quantities, in advance of defecating on your sexual partner. If timed just right the Reese's will be the primary ingredient in your feces. Hence, you have delivered a "Reese's Feces"

Jack has been in heaven since he learned to combine his two favorite things in the world, a Hot Karl and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! Now his wife regularly requests a "Reese's Feces", and he his happy to oblige.

by kandayman March 7, 2011