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genitalia failure

The words spoken usually when a person is having problems with their genitalia, usually the swelling of someone's penis.
Guy 1: Man, my penis has felt swollen all day.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of genitalia failure!
by Paradocks January 23, 2008
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flailer

A woman who flails her arms around wildly during sex.
"Betty is such a flailer!"
by Danno October 21, 2004
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fagler

the act of turning down sex
Amy: Lets fuck!

Zack: No! your drunk!

Trey and Cam: Zack you pulled a fagler!
by fagler November 5, 2006
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failures

Graduates of the University of Pittsburgh.
"Dude, that group of guys went to Pitt. What a bunch of failures."
by Adam & James April 27, 2006
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sense of humour failure

When someone either finds an obvious joke offensive or takes it dead serious, they are said to have had a "sense of humour" failure.

However, it cannot be applied to those who never had a sense of humour to start with.

This condition is more common amongst the grumpy, tired and irrationally angry sects of society, with the most common manifestation being women on their period or guys whose girlfriend is on their period.
That easyJet lady had a sense of humour failure when you asked if your "little" 16 year-old son counted for the priority boarding.

I don't think so. I think she had no sense of humour to start with.

Yeah, or it is that time of the month for her. That could explain her sense of humour failure.
by Legend_Killerz January 23, 2011
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farler

A lid used on plastic or paper beverage cups - the cheap throwaway ones like from fast food restaurants. Farlers usually have a perforation or hole of some sort for inserting a straw.
I knocked over the soda but it didn't spill much. Good thing the farler was on securely.
by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003
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failure to thrive

an actual medical term which is a politically correct? terminology for: wasting away -this is what old people and those with a terminal malady do.
john's gramma was suffering from failure to thrive

john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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