Even when you win you lose

Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.

Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL
You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.
by BrokenDragon January 10, 2016
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I don't even eat pie cuz

Something to say when you ain't tryna do shit with them.
Dan: Ayo Tristan, you trying to got to a movie
Tristan: I don't even eat pie cuz *Walks away*
by ThatGuyHit February 10, 2021
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When its Friday and you listen to techno music on YouTube all night. Usually techno Tuesday even though its Friday is sung in a certain way.
Bob: Hey Tod what did you do this friday? Tod: Oh, I pulled a techno tuesday even though its friday
by Flarkman383 May 25, 2010
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This phrase is tagged to the end of one's speech in order to reveal an innuendo or undertone. It is expressed with a wide-eyed expression and a tone of confusion. It is often synonymous with "That's what she said".

Unlike "That's what she said", it is proper for one to add this phrase to the end of his/her own speech, as well as for others to do the honor for him/her.
Scott: "This female's pelvis has been articulated... I don't even know what that means"
by Carriacou Archaeology 2008 August 02, 2008
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Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 15, 2023
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An even uglier bitch trying to look beautiful but failing horribly
Keelan, Emily, TT, Sam ect.
These people are examples of an even uglier bitch trying to look pretty
by GreenKirby June 30, 2011
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Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.
To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.
by I, Wreckerrr April 30, 2017
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