European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.

John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"

by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024

European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.

"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"

by dagoobly November 14, 2023

European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

European victory

Backwards victory sign signifying up your ass or nicely fuck you if need.

John:Hey fuck you man
Daniel:*holds up a European victory*

by EuropeWon November 29, 2023

European Gurgler

Urinating in a persons mouth from at least six feet away.

That girl last night was real European Gurgler.

by Yes my son March 15, 2024

european fruit

A fruit that is european. Not to be confused with asian fruit.

I ate a fruit in europe. That was a delicious european fruit.

by Tamaz88 January 18, 2025

European Water Baloon

An act of any uncircumsized person placing their foreskin onto a water nozzle and letting it fill up, then sealing it, ergo making a water baloon

Trent made a european water baloon on a school sink today. Didn't know that fucking freak was uncircumsized

by Docker81 May 15, 2025