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New England Patriots

The only NFL team to go undefeated and get caught cheating in a regular season.
"Yea, I'm from Bastan, Mass and I love the New England Patriots. Theyre' wicked good and Brady's going to do it all!"

"STFU! Don't you know that the Patriots, like all the other New England sports teams, are a bunch of cheating bastards?"

"Oh yea? You're jealous because we have Taaaaaam Brady. Best QB eva'! Oh, and go red saaaaaaxx."
by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008
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new england hot pocket

To fill the vaginal cavity with cream cheese, and then fuck it. Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, but without the shit.
Janet's boyfriend works at Einstein's, so she often gets New England hot pockets.
by ZenMaster010 May 12, 2007
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New England Patriots

A large group of players, coaches, personnel, sports analysts and fans who all take turns licking robert kraft's and tom brady's pretty pink pussies. Most of their fans are known to be bandwagon faggots who conveniently became diehard fans in 2001 for some reason. Known to be the luckiest group of cocksuckers in the history of football as they should have lost to Oakland in 2001 in the playoffs, but Tom Brady let the refs gangbang the shit out of him before the game. Also known to have one of the biggest choke jobs in the history of sports. Their fans are very commonly known to sit on huge black cocks for pleasure.
Tyrone: You see the New England Patriots play today boi? Mmmmm i'd like to get me a piece of that Tom Brady!

Bill Bellicheck: Not so hard Mr. Kraft! Please be gentle!
by PatriotsSitOnDix February 14, 2009
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new england patriots

the most over-rated sports team in sports team history. fans are ruthless. cheaters. overpaid. has bunch of well known, but crappy players. lost to the dolphins.but, most teams overeact, and lose.
by n8squared February 18, 2009
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England

A nice place, some areas are absolutely beautiful (The Cotswolds, the South West for example), whereas others have the most amazing nightlife, pleasant weather in the summer, readily available decent education and opportunities.

However the politics of the Labour Government are extremely questionable and the people running the country are a bunch of useless scumbags who keep increasing our taxes so they can keep buying fifth houses and cars which they dont need. Our economy is failing, mass multiculturalism is unfortunately only breeding rascism, we are the bitch of the EU (which the majority of people don't want to be a part of) and the future looks pretty bleak. Crime is on the rise, as is teenage pregnancy, the spread of STIs, problems with drink and drugs, The National Health Service is terrible, and we're a slave to Health and Safety and Political Correctness.

A Country which makes the rich richer, the poor poorer, and abuses the practicalities of foreign labour to an appaling degree. In the majority of cases it is right to say that the honest, hardworking classes and the middle classes are the ones that lose out in this country, and has been proven that those on benefits are infinately better off than those who work. This has led to a mass abuse of the benefits system.

However much I love this country, Its becoming somewhere many of its own citizens can't stand to be, and as such is driving our it's own people in droves. The only thing we're heading for is Revolution.
Neither I nor my parents can afford to put me on their car insurance so I cant learn to drive, despite the fact that all three of us are working and intend to intil the day we retire.

However my fat relatives who have never worked a day in their lives get given a free car because she's a cripple and cant walk, despite the fact that I have seen her running about the shops without a stick or wheelchair in sight in the January Sales. As is usually the way in England.

Oh i'm sorry, I meant "my relative with an eating disorder" not fat relative, and "physically impaired" rather than cripple. OMGZ LOL I TOLLY LEIF PERLETICUL CORICTNUSS!!!!!!1111 GG OK??
by Cyka April 6, 2008
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New England

New England is made up of Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine. The region is known for its inhabitants' intelligence, work ethic, reserve, peppiness, and liberal tendencies.

And no, Connecticut, sorry, you don't count. Anywhere that has loud New York people and/or Yankees fans is NOT New England. Enjoy being a Middle Atlantic state with New York and Jersey, because that's really where you belong... at least from a cultural standpoint.
It's obvious people from Connecticut are actually "Noo Yawkas," and not "New Englandahs."
by NH Sam May 21, 2009
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New England Patriots

To become very popular as a result of (retarded) post-9/11 sentiments due to your title, be caught breaking the rules by illegally taping private information, and then become resented far later than it should take by gullible Americans. Also called a "George W. Bush."
The New England Patriots are cheating cunts.

During his term in office, George W. Bush pulled a New England Patriots.
by JohnJF February 17, 2008
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