by zevyash October 19, 2021
Get the Nick-Elmug. by roguespierre December 20, 2005
Get the el dirtemug. The biggest, most cakey, rich drug lord to every exist. His wife, Anne Hathaway, is always simping for this man. He has multiple hide-outs located just south of the border alongside his high school operations.
Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.
His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.
He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.
Enemies: mousetrap cars
El Compacto drowns fish.
he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.
The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.
El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.
PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.
His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.
He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.
Enemies: mousetrap cars
El Compacto drowns fish.
he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.
The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.
El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.
PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Kid: Mommy, who was that in your room?
Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.
Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.
by el compacto's biggest fan May 17, 2022
Get the El Compactomug. Located in East Lansing, Mi, it is known as one of the greatest Mexican restaurants in the country. Particularly renowned for its salsa. Affectionately known as "El Az" for short.
by Spartangal22 June 22, 2010
Get the El Aztecomug. El Dickado is a phrase created by a Polish man which is when a person is such a twat or any other annoyance they become an El Dickado
Amin: Hey Alan, i'm going to throw a ball around to then break some glass with it and leave after and eat some kebabs.
Alan: Mate, you are being such a prick, you are actually just an El Dickado
Alan: Mate, you are being such a prick, you are actually just an El Dickado
by AminTHE3rd March 31, 2020
Get the El Dickadomug. The Chavira (like a fighting chicken or something) A firefighter short and stocky in stature but loyal and helpfull as can be to his brothers. When put in stressful situations he takes the form of a large fighting chicken.
by Adaptan Overcome February 22, 2013
Get the El Chaviramug. 1.commonly used term by me and my brothers wen conversating, mainly to answer questions about food, hoes, money or clothes...
2.derived from the english language but looks spanish lol, short for hell yea...
2.derived from the english language but looks spanish lol, short for hell yea...
by B#@$t October 11, 2011
Get the El Yeamug.