Ethan

Ethan is usually the loud one at school the one that blurts out things in class to be funny, but is really hard to tell what he's thinking. He hides his feelings away and keep them there and acts like nothing's wrong, he'll put people's problems in front of his and ignore his feelings. If you become his friend he's more than just the class clown, he's the most nicest and caring person you'll meet. He'll ask you if your okay every second he thinks your not happy. He'll give you compliments and tell you funny jokes that make you smile, and when you make him smile his eyes seem to become brighter almost and he just seems more happier than usual.

He'll text you all night if your feeling a bit down or if he just wants to talk to you. Once you become his friend, you'll never want to leave him.

I never want to leave Ethan ever,

by Heyisme June 18, 2017

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Ethan

His dick is small, and he cant roast anyone, but he can make some very laughable jokes, and is a good friend.

Ethan: *clever joke*
Friends: HA! your hilarious Ethan

by TwinMadnessDragon October 30, 2016

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Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.

Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

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Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

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Ethan

An Ethan is a massive bellend. Often found in packs, Ethan’s are easily found due to being massive virgins. Their prey consists of women (which is probably why they can’t get a lass) and sometimes varies to gingers. Stay safe by staying clear of Ethan’s. Xox

You degrade women like an Ethan.

by Chocolatexoxostevexoxololly March 5, 2019

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