by 2decadesofgraft August 28, 2019

A German Fire Drill: Four to Six people gather in a circle in a dark concrete room wearing sweaters woven out of each others pubic hair (or darkish gray spandex, depending on how much time they had) subsequent to each consuming a large portion of syrup of ipecac. The participants in the fire drill wait until the ipecac has its effects at which point they ferociously vomit on each other, creating a shower-like fountain of ipecac-scented vomit. The sound created by the people vomiting has been sometimes described as sounding like a german fire alarm, thus giving the practice it's name. Special attention is generally taken by participants to direct a majority of the vomit on the host's genitalia, as an act of courtesy and gratitude.
WE-OOH WE-OOH WE-OOH
What is that noise Sharon?
My son and his friends are having a German Fire Drill upstairs, sorry.
What is that noise Sharon?
My son and his friends are having a German Fire Drill upstairs, sorry.
by Tommyboy783928 March 15, 2008

When you create a mold of your wang, and then fill it with water. Freeze it over night, and then pull it out of the mold and use it as a dildo.
by Dr. Who Man January 9, 2009

When a guy sticks his penis very deep into a women’s vagina like he’s drilling a hole into the women’s vagina.
by Minecraft1238 October 25, 2018

In Mafia, a last-minute, unexpected switch of votes aimed at a player who is least expecting it, causing disarray and surprise. This tactic is used strategically to ensure the elimination of a potentially dangerous player or to throw other players off their game. This is often executed in a fast-paced and chaotic manner, akin to the whirlwind confusion of a Chinese Fire Drill.
Everything was going smoothly for John, he was sure that he had convinced everyone of his innocence. But then, just when the voting was about to end, a Chinese Fire Drill occurred. To his utter disbelief, all the votes suddenly swung in his direction, catching him completely off-guard and leading to his unexpected elimination from the game.
by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023

The act of taking a group shower during which enough steam is produced to set off fire alarm systems, thereby luring sexy firemen who are then invited to join the group shower.
This shower is losing steam, boys. Let's get a Backdoor Fire Drill going, and get some meat in here!
by Dirty Dave and the Power Botto September 23, 2018

A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.
This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.
by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022
