My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.

by Poptart condom November 6, 2015

The Dogs Bollocks

A fat neek who takes jokes way to seriously and has no friends.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.

Chad is the dogs bollocks

by Built like a chug jug March 19, 2021

2 Stupid Dogs

Best cartoon show ever? Isn't that cute. BUT IT'S WRONG!

2 Stupid Dogs pales in comparsion to other great animated shows, like Samurai Pizza Cats.

by Rainsdark January 29, 2003

dick in a dogs ass

"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.

Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.

by Chris Crown January 6, 2015

barking dogs

smelly or stinky feet.
also, tired feet.

you've got some barking dogs, man. (your feet stink.)
my dogs are barking. (my feet hurt.)

by geneva kyrkslovan June 19, 2006

Resevoir Dogs

Tarantinos' best movie. I'm watching it now. It's about a group of men who try to pull off a bank heist. None of them know each other, with the exception of the man who organized the bank heist and a guy who gets the nickname "Mr.Blonde". They all get colored nicknames so they can't rat on each other. One is an undercover cop (Tim Roth). The movie is great.

Guy 1 watching movie - "Resevoir Dogs is cool"
Guy 2 watching movie - "Yeah I know"

One guy - "Through in a dollar"
Mr.Pink - "No."
One guy - "Why the fuck not?"
Mr.Pink - "Because I don't tip."
One guy - "Why"
Mr.Pink - "I don't believe in it, if a waitresses aren't making enough money, they can quit."

by SuperColin February 12, 2006

dogs danglies

See the dogs bollocks

Excellent!

The ultimate

That new mobile from nokia is the dogs bollocks, it could almost make the tea

by just me March 23, 2004