Dog

Dog - Demented ogre grapes. It occours when you drink to much milk and eat to much cheese. Tge only way you can cure it is to eat an onion because ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!!

Docter "I beleive the only way to cure DOG is to eat onions"

by Shrecks mothers cats toenail November 2, 2019

Dog

Not an accessory.

Bitch: Like, OMG! This cute dog will so totally compliment my new Coach bag!

Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.

by Diiiak February 20, 2013

dog

a work you put at the end of a cool persons name.

chrisdog sup? (chris is cool)

by sweetness!!!!!!!! March 23, 2007

dogs

loud pipes on an car or truck. usually a heavy chevy or cutty

let mec hear them dogs hollar

by deville boys November 23, 2003

Dog

A quadrupedal species with fur covering most of it's body. Distinguishing characteristics include a snout of sorts, a wet nose, large canine teeth, obviously, and being more intelligent than any human will ever be. They deserve to be wearing clothing and walking on 2 legs, not us.

You know what? I'm going to take off my clothes and put them on the next dog I see. He deserves it.

by A depressed person. February 12, 2012

Dog

The furry mammal who loves anybody no matter what. They have no sense of judgement and are fascinated by balloons and bubbles.

I love my service dog, Elliot.

by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017

dog

1. "Dog" is another word for "slack".

2. It is also another word for ditching.

1. "I dumped Andre yesterday!"
"Dude, that's so dog."

2. "You dogged me yesterday to talk with your boyfriend!"

by killersex. May 18, 2009