dog

A crazy thing that drools a lot.Man's best friend.Men must be insane.Some are couch potatoes.Others are crazy,hyperactive killer robots.That's cool.Not as a cool as a cat,though.

Random Person:Man,that dog is crazy!
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by cats.Eat its drool,and sleep in it's poop.Likely answer.Yes.

by Matthew Zhang March 02, 2017

Dog

Not an accessory.

Bitch: Like, OMG! This cute dog will so totally compliment my new Coach bag!

Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.

by Diiiak February 20, 2013

dog

a work you put at the end of a cool persons name.

chrisdog sup? (chris is cool)

by sweetness!!!!!!!! October 10, 2005

dogs

loud pipes on an car or truck. usually a heavy chevy or cutty

let mec hear them dogs hollar

by deville boys November 24, 2003

Dog

A quadrupedal species with fur covering most of it's body. Distinguishing characteristics include a snout of sorts, a wet nose, large canine teeth, obviously, and being more intelligent than any human will ever be. They deserve to be wearing clothing and walking on 2 legs, not us.

You know what? I'm going to take off my clothes and put them on the next dog I see. He deserves it.

by A depressed person. January 23, 2012

Dog

The furry mammal who loves anybody no matter what. They have no sense of judgement and are fascinated by balloons and bubbles.

I love my service dog, Elliot.

by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017

dog

1. "Dog" is another word for "slack".

2. It is also another word for ditching.

1. "I dumped Andre yesterday!"
"Dude, that's so dog."

2. "You dogged me yesterday to talk with your boyfriend!"

by killersex. May 18, 2009