Peanut Diving

A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.

Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

Thumb Dive

It is where a wet willy is given to the anal opening.

Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.

by Pancaaaaaaaake May 18, 2010

Lobster Dive

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.

1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive

by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010

accept the dive

When u finally decide to go to that pussy

Come on man, accept the dive

by I love pizza and ice cream February 29, 2016

diving shit

When you have to shit soo bad that you cant hold it so you jump in mid air as your pooping aiming it into the toilet.....also known as the “ DIVING SHIT”.

Rob ate too much hibachi leading to a diving shit once he got home.

by Clese May 18, 2018

hive and dive

The act of booping a beehive and running away. Similar to "ding dong ditch" but with bees.

Hey, do you want to go hive and dive to fuck with the bees?

by ZRoyalViking July 30, 2015

hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016