Dial A Vet

Speak with a Vet 24/7 Australia and NZ wide in minutes!

Me: Need to speak with a vet? Just Dial A Vet.

by puppiesaus November 25, 2021

dial-up

a type of internet connection that doesn’t allow you to use your phone line while connected to the internet and slow af. also the type of internet that the family of uraraka ochaco can afford since they’re broke af.

x: let me check my mail, maybe my friends sent something…
*dialing*
*6 hours lates*
x: whoa, this urban dictionary site is so fun!
*end of the month*
dad of x: hmm, phone bill… wait $500?
dad of x: SON WTF IS THIS BILL?

x: Dad I can explain-
dad of x: ENOUGH DIAL-UP FOR YOU I’M CONFISCATING YOUR FUCKING MODEM!

by Turkroach in ud ジ May 31, 2021

Breakin dials

When one turns all the way up past the point where it cannot be turned back down essentially breaking the dial that controls the pace.

Last night I was out breakin dials in the club and the place was lit

by sdcvd July 17, 2016

Ol Radio Dial

The act of simultaneously twisting a titty and a clit

Tyreek Hill gave his wife the Ol Radio dial after discussing a postnuptial agreement

by Serial Butt Sniffer September 9, 2025

Connor Dial

Connor Dial, the ugliest person in the world, he follows people, and stalks them. Case closed.

You: See Connor dial over there?
Random person: Yeah he's ugly.

by ImBadAtLife10- May 3, 2018

Dial-on

A poor performance from someone.

Did you see Elgan? He got some mad Dial-on last Sunday!

by Goatishh July 31, 2025

Butt-Dial

A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.

Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.

by markalodian June 12, 2021