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klepto diet

A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.
I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.
by Scumgoth August 10, 2017
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The Elvis Diet

When someone take prescription uppers in the morning and prescription downers of a night.
Person 1: Man, he’s so energetic and productive during the day!
Person 2: Yeah, he’s on the Elvis Diet, uppers in the morning and downers at night so he can sleep.
by Crash1925 August 27, 2021
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Diet-Punk

A genre of music that is a fusion of mainstream or pop and punk rock music. The bands often look and dress punk, but the music is created to appeal to the mainstream. Often created for maximum image and radio play.
Bands like Green Day started the Diet-Punk movement, which opened the door for Good Charlotte and the like.

You can't buy punk at the mall, that is Diet-Punk my friends.
by Mr. Twister December 15, 2008
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Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.
Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.
by fishy! October 30, 2011
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diet weed

Diet weed, also known as Delta 8, is THC that is derived from hemp rather than marijuana. It still produces a high, but one that is not as potent as regular weed.

You can buy it, as well as Delta 8 edibles, at smoke shops—including in states where marijuana is illegal, which is where most of its appeal comes from.
Person 1: Hey man, you want a hit?

Person 2: No thanks, real weed gives me anxiety. I'll stick to diet weed.
by Ilikemusicc September 6, 2022
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Diet Meth

Guy: Bro, I took diet meth the other day and spent 12 hours sorting the spices in my kitchen
by drazby July 30, 2021
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Life diet

A euphemism for looking positively at coming adversity especially when one is surrounded by challenges and wins are few and far between.

When we thrive the sweetness and savory nature of life lead to over-indulgence. Which soften us up. Therefore a great way to approach tailwinds and setbacks is to see them as a life diet something that gets us back into fighting shape.

Please note this term should never be used flippantly to refer to more serious life challenges.
2020 has been rough, I guess it’s time for a life diet. Not seeing my friends? Yeah that’s the broccoli. Being stuck in the house? Yup that’s the peas... ahh life diet.
by Echobase August 14, 2020
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