custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party

Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?

by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018

custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy

-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded

by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017

Glory Custard

A term synonymous with male ejaculate. I.e. sperm, semen, man mayo, baby batter, etc.

My wife got glory custard all over the back.

by Grabsak Turninkov November 5, 2023

Beef custard

Cum

Oh, yeah. Give me your beef custard

by Nyko bear December 18, 2021

Custard tart

Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?

by Nikesem December 14, 2018

custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

by BahamGroag November 27, 2024

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022