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Custard

I love custards because they taste so good I’m glad luncahvle serve them
by Arrowgu4 March 19, 2022
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by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022
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Custard Texting

Dude, you just went into the bathroom. Are you custard texting me?
by Club Semilia September 23, 2019
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Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023
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Forbidden Custard

It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.

See also: Forbidden Pudding – a similar term, typically referring to the thicker, more gelatinous phlegm produced during coughing episodes.
"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."
by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023
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Roobarb and Custard

A slang term for messy, desperate, noisy and very (too) quick sex. Inspired by the opening credits to children's cartoon 'Roobarb and Custard'.
I had Roobarb and Custard on my mind - it was as if Richard Briers was egging me on, so I just fucking went for it.
by Coins May 12, 2009
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Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes
He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!
by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006
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