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Crockett-ease

It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.
"Hey, ageaondsdkn aosdnw aof agejs f?!"

"Oh shit! Yo, you're speaking Crockett-ease!"
by Prof of Crockett-ease August 27, 2006
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Crockadillapig

To describe a extremely unattractive woman who may be in the area or one of your mates might have "encountered"
"she's a complete crockadillapig!"
by rogue trooper January 19, 2009
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hippo-crocca-dogga-pig

Term used to described an extremly unactractive female.
No i wouldn`t allow your girlfriend to piss on face. She is almost certainly a hippo-crocca-dogga-pig.
by Phil Martin October 31, 2004
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Bean Crock

A soup in a crockpot or bowl. Typically never referred to as "bean crock". Although few people call it this, the word "bean crock" can be used in many different contexts. SNOD seems to think that Steak N' Shake sells the "bean crock", but is terribly wrong.
My that BEAN CROCK looks extra nice today. Shut your BEAN CROCK! Ay Soulja Boi can I have your...BEAN CROCK? What the BEAN CROCK? BEAN CROCK! Hi I would like the hamburger with fries, a shake, and maybe...BEAN CROCK! Oh wait scratch that and give me five BEAN CROCKS! Go shit a BEAN CROCK!
by The Snod May 6, 2008
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half crocked

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.
"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"
by DJ Dilly Q August 13, 2009
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Croch on the Rocks

To dip or emmerse one's nut sack into the beverage of another unkowing individual.
"Steve was acting like such a dick mouth at the bar last night so when we was busy talking to some chick I took his drink under the table and gave him a little croch on the rocks."
by Goat's Revenge August 23, 2009
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chris crocker

A faggot homosexual blonde haired dude who posts video's on youtube and myspace about his crazy weird ass life.
"dude I saw that chris crocker kid......what a fuckin tool"
by Dragon boy Swede September 30, 2007
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