Courtney Contagious

The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men.
Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable

One day I want to meet Courtney Contagious!

by GeezCourt December 11, 2006

Courtney

a sweet cool girl who thinks of everyones feelings and is fun to be around! Loves dying her hair, and trying new styles and always makes a boring day into a fun day :D

Courtneys the shit

by khsltn February 5, 2010

Courtney Love

v. To marry a famous, successful, and/or talented artist (preferably musician), have his child, wait until he gets super rich, and then hire someone to kill him while you hide out in another city to establish your "alibi"

A: Did you hear what happened to Karl Coburn? AKA one of the most talented musicians of his time?

B: No, what?

A: His skank wife Cornelia Loathe totally Courtney Loved him.

B: No way! ...Bitch.

A: Totally.

by kristenssn June 3, 2010

Courtney Love

The most wide legged whore in the whole United States. Her band Hole failed more than sending Kurt Cobain to rehab.

Man 1. Holy shit is that Courtney Love?!!!
Man 2. Quick let's take a shot of Heroin and shoot ourselves in the head!!!!

by Wickernigga January 17, 2015

courtny

A hoe who isn't worth anyone's time like for reals she needs a lifeeee

She's such a Courtny 🙄

by Tu mama February 5, 2017

Courtney

A girl in love with Urban Dictionary.

"Her best friend is Urban Dictionary."
"Oh, you mean Courtney?"
"Yea."

by :statusreader: March 1, 2010

Courtney

When you pull a Courtney, you reach over your seat over the metal bar that connects the seat to the desk to pick up something you dropped, and fall over doing so. This often leads to embarrassment and everyone laughing at you.

Person 1: I feel so bad for that girl.
Person 2: Yeah, me too. I heard she pulled a Courtney last class.

by N@y November 23, 2011