Topeka Creek Chub

A large, perfectly tapered floating turd which resembles a Midwestern bait fish.
Hey fellas, go check out the Topeka Creek Chub my mom left in the shitter!
by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021
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3/4 Chub

Like a half-chub, but the penis is closer to being erect than a half-chub.
"Dude that straight up gave me a 3/4 chub."
by OwMyBodyHurt April 09, 2019
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Slow Dance Chub

An erection achieved mainly by young inexperienced boys when dancing with a lady friend usually at junior or senior high school dances. Often not entirely hard but in between soft and hard.
"Man, that girl was so fine, my slow dance chub grew in my trousers while I was dancing with her."

"My slow dance chub almost exploded in my pants while dancing with that foxy lady"
by Tonyhw Neb March 31, 2009
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Rip a fat chub

To smoke weed, either a j or a bowl, can also refer to smoking a bong.
Variations: rip a chubby, blaze a chub/chubby, chief up a chubby, rip a chub.
Lets rip a fat chub then go to tbell.

Wanna rip a chub in my basement?
by Wayzata Toker May 14, 2011
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half chub bacon

Bacon cooked to perfection. Halfway between crispy and limp.
Don't cook the bacon too long. I love half chub bacon!
by Beard$ April 13, 2014
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three quarter chub

One quarter away from a full on boner
When I was dancing with that girl last night I got a three quarter chub so quick. I think she liked it dude
by Slutslut October 21, 2013
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Chub rub

I have a chub rub IT HURTS!!
I have a chub rub IT HURTS!!
by JohnnyKun1 July 08, 2018
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