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Christa Webb

Always thinks with the worse of her emotions when someone does something to her. Doesnt believe in coquincidences. Seems to think that when she is told something and it doesnt happen, its told to her to just be a lie. Needs to realized she is very loved, but by a guy that is in a very difficult place. will have to say she is amazing in bed when she is on top, and her favorite song is the $5 dollar footlong song!!!!!!
Being Christa Webb is not only confusing and sometimes can be hurtful..
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christany

gorgeous,funny, and one of the greatest people you'll ever meet christany will always be there for you she is very trustworthy and a great friend/ girlfriend to have and she got cakes for days
i love my christany
by khuff292 April 20, 2018
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christadelphian

A religious group who believe in one eternal God and His son Jesus Christ who was born a mortal man by Mary, loved, died and was raised to immortality. Christadelphians await Jesus Christ’s return to the Earth to establish God’s Kingdom on Earth. All those who believe in God and His ways as outlined in the Bible will be accepted into God Kingdom. Those who do not, will be rejected.

Christadelphians do not believe in the devil or heaven going, along with many other unscriptural Christian beliefs. All Christadelphian beliefs are based on the Bible only.
I am a Christadelphian.

The Christadelphians meet every week on Sunday morning.
by JDC0397 February 16, 2019
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Liar for Christ

A Christian who ignores the Commandment against lying when they believe that it will benefit Christ, God, Christianity, or convert a non-Christian to Christianity, or one not of their particular sect to their sect.
You say Intelligent Design is not Creationism, but you're just a Liar for Christ.
by Emu Sam September 28, 2008
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The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021
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Cosmic Christ

mongerian equivalent of Plato, only fictionalized. originated in the publication of "Patriarchy: The Case of the Gent". In character, he was able to see the complex inner-workings of the universe to which the human or mind's eye could not ever see; was known for his trademark pigtails and purple, cessated, sparkle-covered genitalia; today, is known in the traditional folktale "Supra", where he would hover the earths atmosphere on the tail of a comet, waiving at passerbys in cold, frigid nights once every 200 years in mid-December; his original maiden name was "Elyipshunweisre Blanuk" in "Patriarchy"
generally told to children that "If you are caught playing with your genitalia outside, Cosmic Christ will strike them away with lightning", in order to deter children from enjoying pleasurable sexual experiences outside at too young an age, similar to, por ejemplo, "The Boogie Man" or "The Toothfairy"; simply a fictional character used as a scare tactic.
by gregg m July 30, 2006
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jesus fucking h christ!

Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.
A hundred and some dollars, jesus fucking h christ!
by bob dick nelly April 15, 2009
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