eating is cheating

A reason why real men don't stop for food during a pub crawl.

1. I'm completely shitfaced, let's get a kebab.
2. You are such a wuss - eating is cheating.

by Ponkygirl February 14, 2008

cheating cunt

a bastardised cunt who persists in ruining peoples pleasure in games. Found most in Counter-Strike

omfg?! wtf>?! cheating cunt!

by SexIsADrug February 26, 2003

cheating

when a guy you love has sex with your best friend or any other woman/man.

"Fuck you asshole you. don't deny it ic ought you cheating on me with my best friend now go away and never talk to me again."

by mymiztake4lovingyou February 14, 2009

cheater

See Bill Belichick

Bill Belichick is an example of someone who is a cheater. That's why he's often called Bill Belicheat.

by HarryPothead6009 February 7, 2008

Cheating

When loser ex boyfriends with no dick's feel the need to call your best friend and ask her to give him head at the movies when your on vacation

Mike is a dick-head when he called Lauren. You both are shamelessly shallow and deserve eachother.

by ((You love this)) April 10, 2005

eatin is cheatin

A redneck phrase that is used to correct persons who think oral sex is not cheating on a spouse or significant other. Ususally associated with a man performing oral on a woman, but there are other variations that we can all imagine.

Made famous by a call to EITM from Richmond VA. If you dont know what EITM is, then smell my face!!

Billy Brett: I heard you ate out betty sue last night.

One-armed Jimmy: Hey man, dont say that so loud, Norma Jean is in the next room ...dont you know EATIN IS CHEATIN!

by fang17 February 28, 2006

halo cheating dog

When a person who likes to steve it up rampantly looks at other people's screen in multi player Halo.
Kills you, and then denies he even looked at it. These people are usually the first to accuse others of the offence.

Doopa: "How did you know I was there."

T: "I saw you on radar."

Doopa: "The radar is turned off, you Halo Cheatin' Dog."

by Evsanity June 5, 2005