Carson

*insert definition of perfect or whatever

“Wow you see that guy carson yea hes super hot and sexy and cool and funny!”

by Ballshahafart July 5, 2021

Carson

a big wuss, that cant do shit ever he is cute for a baboon absolute idiot

that's a Carson for you

by madog2006 January 12, 2020

Carson

Is really Gucci has a huge peen. Is a god at fortnite. A tryhard in gym. And is wet in basketball. And gets all the girls.

Carson's peen is fucking huge dude.

by m,njhgf March 28, 2019

carson

carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.

“did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
“oh lol,” said tyler

by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023

Carson cheek

A straight dog. Him. Gangy. Guy who has a lot of sex and doesn’t have a chode.

That guy is Carson cheek, he is him.

by Partyanimal29 May 5, 2023

carson wu

carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things

carson: YOU DID IT!!!
*HUGE*
carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things

by HUMANIDENTIYADFUASHKLFDJHAS;DF May 25, 2022

Carson

Carson is short like midjet short he’s really shy and can some what be funny at times BUT one thing bad abt Carson is that he trys to fit in and be like everyone else instead of being himself he’s not very open but if u have a Carson he’s probably a femboy too

Carson oml that’s such a carson

by Funnygoat10001 November 23, 2021