callum holder

A fat dyke looking cunt who has a fit mother, name Angie, and his dad Kevin loves to fuck children of all ages!
He commonly refers to himself as being gay, an example of this would be one of his signature lines, "I am the only gay"
A reference to a British tv program 'Little Britain'

Hey you look like a Callum holder

by YourMothersStepdadsDogNamedNur November 17, 2017

Callum

Used to describe a menace to society. A vulgar word. Commonly used within groups during therapy, in replacement of triggering-words. (However, this has become a triggering word as well.) For example, used to describe one who obtains people's ip and works at boston pizza amongst other places.

Person 1: "You're such a Callum! You work constantly and only live out of spite!"
Person 2: "Well, you're such a.. KC!"

by intothewoodswithoutregretyou July 4, 2023

Callum G

He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.

Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo

by Jetmatich February 8, 2023

callum glover

A very big dickhead

But friendly most of the time

Man callum Glover can be cool one moment and really mad the next

by Dacoolestguy May 27, 2017

Callum

absolutely rubbish fortnite player

yo have you seen callum
yea he’s absolutley rubbish at fortnite

by anonymous November 12, 2023

Callum

Callum is a name that means enormous boobs on a man.

"I don't like him like that, but Callum's really pretty."

"Callum? Doesn't that name translate to Big Boobs in english?"

by toyflyer August 2, 2024

Callum

An absolute gay boy, likes men but refuses to admit it. He also tends to be narcissistic, and loves himself to extreme levels. Probably the reason for his overall gayness

That Callum is a gayboy

by Hamboiga January 8, 2022