When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.
My friend Andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn't leak his load juice on the carpet.
by kortmann May 20, 2007
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Jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): "Dude, where is your bathroom?"
Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."
Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."
Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"
Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."
Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."
Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"
by juanvaldez213 May 19, 2010
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That California Yankee, Moonbeam is yammering again about how this town is nothing like Barstow. I hope she chokes on her kale.
by Heez Ded Gym February 20, 2019
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Jarald: yo niggas gather in.
Group: aight
Jarald: remember this is our California dungeon we must be regulators at all time.
All: CALIFORNIA DUNGEONS!!!
Group: aight
Jarald: remember this is our California dungeon we must be regulators at all time.
All: CALIFORNIA DUNGEONS!!!
by I’m just a nigga December 17, 2017
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Get the Little California mug.A tendency among Californians to say 'yes.' way too much. Even to things they want to say 'no' to. Especially in politics. Can be seen most in Silicon Valley or San Francisco.
Jack: ''Dude, I told my co workers about my project and they said yes, but I think they were being fake..''
Bob: ''That's a case of the California Yes.''
Bob: ''That's a case of the California Yes.''
by bobby3453 October 19, 2020
Get the California Yes mug.When a guy shits, proceeds to pick it up with his left hand and slides it across a woman's chest until all of it is gone and makes a criss cross pattern, thus giving her California sliders.
John went to the host club and asked for a California slider.
Hey did you hear the news? Bailey gave Julia a California slider last night at the party! Shit was cray cray!
A new craze is sweeping the nation, people everywhere are giving each other california sliders!
Hey did you hear the news? Bailey gave Julia a California slider last night at the party! Shit was cray cray!
A new craze is sweeping the nation, people everywhere are giving each other california sliders!
by crazed and confused August 26, 2013
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