cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

by chilli ring November 12, 2009

Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

crank the cradle

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle

Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

crank flip

In a circumstance in which a gentleman and a lady are engaging in sexual relations, if the lady is on her back she will be flipped 180 degrees to either her stomach or her knees without the gentlemen's penis exiting the ladie's vagina.

"Bro last night I was smashing this chick, bro. It was like Pah Pah Pah - Crank Flip - pew pew bro. Didn't stop at all bro! It was beautiful, bro. I'm in Love Bro!"

by TheRockButWithLessMuscles August 31, 2019

crank top

When you have a tank top that is cropped to become a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, that crank top makes you look really cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 22, 2020

Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.

I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!

by Bhazer May 17, 2023

Crank skank

Synonym to methwhore

Someone who will fuck you or your boyfriend for a bag

“Why’s hayley here”

“Oh you know her, she’s a crank skank”

by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019