Covid Card

What companies do to lessen overhead even if they were able to be open the entire time. The reasoning sounds good, yet we all know the truth, it's about the almighty dollar this time

Holiday Inn Express in Austintown, Ohio uses the Covid Card to close the pool and hot tub at 9 PM (2 hours earlier) even though nobody will be cleaning it until the AM anyways. Normally when Maintenance comes in at 8.

by mormdavid June 24, 2020

Covid refugee

Someone who fled the way they voted because they wanted to eat out and have their basic freedoms restored. So they fled to red states on the other side of the country. Covid refugees aka half ass patriots who’s stomach dictates their actions.

Mark moved from New York City to Scottsdale because he wanted to eat out at a restaurant, thus giving him the label of covid refugee.

Man there’s a lot of covid refugees here, what gave it away, the New York license plate.

by Zonahotwings March 6, 2023

covid cafe

your shelter in place diy home cafe. started in tennessee with locations in the south and southwest. popular menu items include sweet tea and matt’s 1000.50 dollar bacon. the menu features asian, southern, and mexican cuisine. look for the strategically placed item of interest in each food photo.

where can i find a covid cafe near me?

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020

COVID Kevin

A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.

During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.

SYNONYMS:

COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)

1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?

2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.

3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.

by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020

covid coupon

the deep discounts or free services offered by retailers, websites, telecom providers, or restaurants in response to the global pandemic CoVID-19. the covid coupon may also take the form of a deferred payment, such as insurance, credit card or car loans. all in an effort to generate revenue while the quarantine/lockdown persists and help consumers in times of financial or health crises and mass unemployment.

pornhub encourages you to stay home with a covid coupon for free premium during the quarantine.
doordash has a covid coupon for free deliveries on saturdays this month.

by lunamar April 15, 2020

Covid Crazy

An individual who obsesses about Covid-19 and all the CDC precautions that go with it.

Oh my gosh, Anna is such a covid crazy! She hasn't left her house since March and she made a comment on social media about me not wearing a mask in one of my pictures.

by pview80 September 29, 2020

Covid Dump

A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.

The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.

Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!

Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.

by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020