a hare-brained, living underwater-type adventure planned, usually, by a scatterbrain and that's doomed to fail from the start
by Sexydimma January 12, 2017
Get the ninja counter-strikemug. by LuuS3R! December 21, 2006
Get the counter strike sourcemug. 
starting with the popular avatar the last air-bender series/movie an over the counter bender is the secret bending style not talked about by the nations of fire,water,earth,and air while anyone can become an over the counter bender it takes much skill and training if you wish to learn just ask your mother she has seen the bending style many times....
Fire bender: dude why is it that my girlfriend is so distant...
Water bender: maybe you should become an over the counter bender ?
Fire bender: but how do i learn such a fascinating art?
Water bender: your mother taught me everything i need to know about over the counter bending...
Water bender: maybe you should become an over the counter bender ?
Fire bender: but how do i learn such a fascinating art?
Water bender: your mother taught me everything i need to know about over the counter bending...
by BDK bout ma lazar.. December 13, 2010
Get the over the counter bendermug. by closed/captions March 24, 2020
Get the Counter Strike: Sourcemug. A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010
Get the Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter!mug. by twilight the fat wizard July 29, 2016
Get the Counter-Strike: Global Offensivemug.