Upset food coma

When you eat so much food that it hurts

I eat so much food I think I’m going to to have an upset food coma.
“Brittni 2020”

by Big history October 25, 2020

Post Coital Coma

The feeling you get post orgasm that makes you feel that you are in a coma and cannot (or do not wish to) move. A total sense of satisfaction post sex.

I can't get out of bed at the moment as I'm in a post coital coma.

by FredAstair June 15, 2019

Selfie Induced Coma

A life-threatening condition where the brain shuts down for approximately 1 week due to the overload of selfies taken. This can result in Tiktokpothermia or even death due to the lack of E-Boys commenting on their post.

S3Xm@ster69: Damn, I saw her last week in a Selfie Induced Coma
OmGBTS49: Yaaaaass that's tha tea sisss heart emoji heart emoji

by idk6000 May 02, 2022

soul and a thousand comas

A common turn of phrase, often used to describe a wonderful tale. Strange in facts but somehow still appealing. An entertaining story, that is only entertaining due to the person telling. Perhaps you'll even learn a deeper meaning due to its ludicrousness.

Wow, forget all of those gramar inconsistencies, this writing is amazing. It's so full of soul and a thousand comas.

by The AuthorD59 July 29, 2011

put you in a coma

A threat commonly use to threaten to knock someone out.

"You are a Beezy"
"Your mom's a Beezy"
"Oh Ya? I'll put you in a coma"

by HoboJoeseph July 30, 2006

Super Bowl Coma

When one eats so much junk food and watches so much football that they develop coma-like behavior.

Symptoms may include:
Lying on the floor, yelling incomprehensible words at the T.V.,

and not responding to any stimulation from others.

The only cure for Super Bowl Coma is to sleep it off.

Sorry I wasn't at school on Monday, I was in a major Super Bowl coma from the Sunday game.

by stixandstonz661 February 09, 2011

E-mail Coma/Loop

Getting addicted to looking at/ sending e-mails, letting several hours go by being oblivious to everything but your own e-mail world.

Person A: I thought we were going to hang out 2 hours ago...

Person B: I know....I got stuck in an e-mail coma/loop, forgetting about the time. Sorry. I had a never ending circle of e-mails to read. I haven't checked my e-mail in a month, resulting in 1,356 unread e-mails...I totally forgot about it...Sorry!!

Person A: Oh I see...ya that happens to me all the time..Anyway, How about hanging out tommorow?

by xDGoMuSiCxD January 03, 2010