carpet muncher

Someone, usually female, that likes performing oral sex on other women

Katie is a carpet muncher

by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006

carpet head

describes a numb and tingling sensation around your head.

Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.

Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit

Don't be such a carpet head!

by intrigued1 March 11, 2010

carpal hero syndrome

n. A condition very like carpal tunnel syndrome, occurs when the median nerve, which runs from the forearm into the hand, becomes pressed or squeezed at the wrist due to too many hours of obsessive Guitar Hero play.

Honey, I'd love to vacuum our living room, but I have carpal hero syndrome from sneaking out of bed at 3am to practice Guitar Hero. Sorry.

by miellyn December 9, 2008

Magic Carpet Ride

When you stick it in a girls ass, and then ride her down the stairs

Last night me and becky wanted to mix it up so we tried a magic carpet ride

by Hugh Hardon July 29, 2019

carpet bombing

To pull out right as you cum and squirt your cum all over the girl's pussy and/or pubic area.

My girl said that she had forgotten to take her birth control, so I just carpet bombed her.

by TheFunnyGuy June 30, 2004

carpetmuncher

lesbian

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."

by lauren August 30, 2003

carpenters dream

flat as a board and never been screwed

by Anonymous November 3, 2003