naomi: hey i know what your name is
unknown: what?
Naomi: Chris!!
Chris: how did you know?
Naomi: your weird and tall, duh.
unknown: what?
Naomi: Chris!!
Chris: how did you know?
Naomi: your weird and tall, duh.
by yakkk68 May 1, 2010
Get the chrismug. a nasty ass, stupid, beat, looser, likes cop callers that put him in jail, likes nasty chin hair whores, the list can go on and on. its not anything nice either
omg look at chris hes with that nasty chin hair whore....
chris your so beat....
hey chris can you stop at the store i need to shave my chin hair....
hi my name is chris and i like a nasty chin hair cop caller that put me jail
a man that is stupid
a lifer at barleycorns.....
chris your so beat....
hey chris can you stop at the store i need to shave my chin hair....
hi my name is chris and i like a nasty chin hair cop caller that put me jail
a man that is stupid
a lifer at barleycorns.....
by crazy legz 1 January 11, 2011
Get the chrismug. A romperstomper. Happy all the time AND SHOWS NO FEELINGS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE OR SADNESS! Doesn't like to open up to people. very sexy(; usually fall for them BUT DON'T! THEY WILL FOOL YOU! It's not a good feeling. I've been there, done that. Gone around the block and back. NO! Bad idea. Hide your children. It's the only way to save them! There are boys and girls called chris, so BEWARE!
You best take my warning seriously! :D
You best take my warning seriously! :D
by Dirty Diana From The Wrong Bug July 28, 2009
Get the Chrismug. Someone who ruins jokes. A fuck up. A League of Legends playing, tank top wearing, freshmen dating, skeeze.
Bryan: Hey guys. Mrs. Cook sure doesn't care about world hunger.
Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat.
Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.
Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat.
Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.
by Xavier Judos July 7, 2011
Get the Chrismug. A person who fails at life; Characterized by living in a cardboard box and never owning a Lamborghini
by TheSteak March 28, 2009
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a dipshit. He's one of the pussiest, ugliest people you will ever meet. Rejected by every girl and he will always be single. Horrible friend and can't be trusted. Although he takes risks, he is still a dumbass. He takes everything up the ass and he has a small penis. Chris is a loser.
by Unseasonedchicken March 15, 2017
Get the Chrismug. by Chris.2x April 3, 2018
Get the Chrismug.