Brett

A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.

That guy watching Star Trek is a Brett. Run.

by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022

Brett Giaconia

Hes a man of honor

i stand with brett giaconia on the sideline

by the right one for you March 27, 2025

Brett's Disco Tile

When you pig the shit out of Mary or Melissa

I Brett's disco tiled them last night, john video taped it!

by Mtg8 August 27, 2016

Brett

A boy who is a dick head

“Damn, that boy acts like a Brett.

by We_Don’t_Care_Anymore June 12, 2019

brett aaron

Gay

brett aaron is gay

by Yyffgddchtdxvh June 27, 2020

brett

brett is a hot mf he gets all the girls and hes the best hockey player ever i would ghfh

omg brett is so hot

by brett lover April 22, 2022

Yea Brett

To have a gig/scarasm in response to someone.

Brett/Brittney (based on gender)
Someone who is just a shit talker or mort who no one takes seriously.

"But i get it cheaper thru old mate"

"Yea brett"
Pronounced: yeeeeea brett

by Tinfoilcrownxo March 27, 2025