To put it simply, the largest crap you have ever taken. Copious amounts of feces exiting the system at a rapid rate resulting in the need to hold onto something.
Man, I just ate a giant bowl of fiber bran and had to run to the head.....let me tell you, THAT was a bowl holder.
by b-boy-bot-d August 14, 2009
Get the Bowl Holdermug. A event in which high school students of all stereo types participate to gather food and money for the poor people. Typically a high school will compete against a rival high school to get maximum participation from students. The first school to coin the term Food Bowl was Montesano High Scool in 1889 against their rivals Elma High School. Neighboring towns Aberdeen and Hoquium attempted to re name it Food Ball, but it didn't catch on due to the name not making sense.
by VrotDoogy November 5, 2017
Get the food bowlmug. When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.
After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.
by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014
Get the bowling poliomug. by The potato soup June 12, 2017
Get the the bowl of assmug. Quiz bowl (or quizbowl) is a game that is similar to Jeopardy but with teams and more academic questions, most popular among high school and college students in the United States. Since getting good at it requires a lot of time, practice, and intense studying, a school's quizbowl team is typically insular and close-knit.
Person 1: Hey you around to chill tonight?
Person 2: I can't, I have to get up early for a quiz bowl tournament tomorrow
Person 1: Lame
Person 1: You gonna get fucked up at the tailgate?
Person 2: I can't, I'm 100 miles away at a quiz bowl tournament answering questions about quantum mechanics, Rachmaninoff's piano concertos, Restoration-era playwrights, and the Byzantine Empire, among hundreds of other topics
Person 1: What a fucking nerd
Person 2: I can't, I have to get up early for a quiz bowl tournament tomorrow
Person 1: Lame
Person 1: You gonna get fucked up at the tailgate?
Person 2: I can't, I'm 100 miles away at a quiz bowl tournament answering questions about quantum mechanics, Rachmaninoff's piano concertos, Restoration-era playwrights, and the Byzantine Empire, among hundreds of other topics
Person 1: What a fucking nerd
by whogivesafuck69 August 27, 2019
Get the Quiz bowlmug. The ritualistic process of inhaling large amounts of cannabis with a group of people, then proceeding to play the nintendo wii hit, Super Smash Bro's Brawl. The order is a must, and there is an 8th of weed minimum.
Gaylord #1: "Hey dude, down for some bowls and brawls?
Gaylord #'s 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6: "Shall we????"
Gaylord #'s 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6: "Shall we????"
by pikachubrawler July 26, 2010
Get the bowls and brawlsmug. An object used to stir the bowl of a weed pipe to get the green nugs at the bottom when its almost cashed
by chris balboa January 5, 2005
Get the bowl stirmug.