boomer (s)

1. slang for psychedelic mushrooms
2. a nickname for a (loud) father

those were pretty good boomers you got last week.

i really hate it when boomer doesn't wear a belt.

by blistre April 18, 2005

Nosey Boomer

nos·ey boom·er
adj.

1. Informal. The large sh*t nuggets that erupt from the nostrils of an enraged deity.

"Butt fungled and violated by the rollin' Jugg, Chuck Norris goes berserk, the shit nuggets that spewed from his nostrils that day marked the first recorded 'Nosey Boomer'."

"Oh shit Norris' shit nuggets are raining like hell!"

by ThaShame September 5, 2008

boomer detox

When the non-boomer comes in contact with a boomer, the non-boomer will give advice to the boomer to "detox."

Boomer: I can't seem to learn how to function a computer.

Non-boomer: Sounds like you need a boomer detox.

by helloitsmeyourmom November 17, 2019

Crybaby boomer

People born towards the end of the baby boomer generation. Although they rode the coattails of the Golden age before them, dodged drafts, fought in no great wars, missed out on the civil rights movement. They let their political indifference and let greed consume them through midlife they now find themselves in the uncomfortable position of passing all the problems they created on the next generations without shouldering any of the responsibility. MAGA is their slogan but they had no part of making America great in the first place and surely won’t help its future.

“Man, David sure is a crotchety old geezer, isn’t he? All he does is whine about how the world has gone to hell but his generation is what brought us here.”
“Yeah he sure is a crybaby boomer”

by BranMcRay May 1, 2019

Okk Boomer

A term used by people that aren’t knowledgeable enough to add to the current conversation.

Sandra thinks that just because the earth goes through cycles of its own that global warming doesn’t exist, ha okk boomer.

by Growedupp December 14, 2019

Boomer Click

When one accidentally does something on an electronic device leading to an unintended consequence such as looking something up you didn't mean to or sending a text you didn't mean to.

John: I just boomer clicked and somehow sent my ex girlfriend a text

by BoomerMan69 December 24, 2019

Jean boomer

Erection

Dude she was so hot I got a jean boomer in the middle of class

by Anna barn February 8, 2020