Birmingham Battering Ram

The act of doing someone so hard from behind that their head is pushed through the headboard of the bed or the drywall if their is no headboard

Dude I gave my ex the Birmingham Battering Ram last night. She was so pissed

by Jeffro lineguy May 8, 2018

Batter-sea Pinner

The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over

Jimbo tried to do a batter-sea pinner today and was rushed to the hospital.

by NRP WELLAND July 4, 2023

Battered Butthole

When a girl let's a guy stick his penis in batter then in her anus

Can we try Battered Butthole

by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021

fart batter

Is normally when a build up of gas finally erupts from the anus. It shoots the dingle berries that have been collecting in the anal hairs. This reactions causes it to splatter on the draws like a gooey batter.

Tom:”Hey guys! Call a table for one! The fart batters on me!”
Drake:”That’s disgusting dumb!”

by ScreamingOwl February 4, 2024

Fanny batter

A frothy liquid made by a woman when she has a fungal infection in her snatch resulting in a creamy discharge which when mixed with juices when she gets aroused foams and bubbles up forming a rich batter

I was with this bird last night and she had a full on fungus going on, when I was fingering her she whipped up a thick fanny batter for me to dip my meat in

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Baby Batter

Baby Batter is when a guy cums so much it looks like batter , and baby because of sperm been babies!

Guy 1 - hey you sexy girl you wanna swollow my baby Batter

Girl - Ew no way

Guy 2 - I will

(Guy splooges baby Batter in mouth)

by Cumspatter August 16, 2018

Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.

"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."

by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025