barted

v., past tense; made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted on the test and blew it.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003

bartender body

Where you have excess fat around your midsection because you drink everyday and sleep till 3pm not making it to a gym.

Is that a tire in her shirt?

"No bro she got bartender body "

by Ballenwv08 November 12, 2013

The barton Beater

a female that beats the shit out of people and gives good head

person 1 :I might drive down to hamilton to see the barton beater

Person 2 : sex?

person 1: no but she gives good head

by codymanfuck October 22, 2009

Shanah bartels money

It's a noun. Always, ALWAYS to be spent on Josh Maloney

Shanah bartels money was spent on Josh because she is a nice person

by Spend your money on me June 10, 2018

Barent

Barent is a name originating during the early middle ages in Scandinavia, Svalbard (Norway) and Russia. There is a common misconception that it's meaning is linked to the sea, or "stormy sea" in some translations. This error is mainly due to the connection to Willem Barentsz, the Dutch navigator, cartographer and explorer for whom the Barents Sea is named after.

Barent in it's original meaning is usually the youngest or last child who is expected to work in the homestead and forsake the fortune and inheritance of the eldest son. Due to this, the name has become a synonym for househusband or one portraying homosexual traits.

I'm not doing that chore! It's such a Barent thing to do!

by Norse Skalding35 February 3, 2010

barted; v., past-tense

made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted and blew the test.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003

barteries

The term for cell phone batteries. This is a combination of the words "battery" and "bar", because of the "battery meter bars" on cell phones.

"dang, my barteries are low!" exclaimed Jill, as she threw her cell phone across the room.

by Pallybear December 28, 2005