Totmtenham get battered everywhere they go
by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021
Get the Batteredmug. The white paste like liquid the comes from the female genitalia. It is also known as gruel and can often be seen in photos of girls showing off dirty underwear or female masterbation videos.
“You are producing a lot of Twat Batter!”
“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”
“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”
“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”
“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”
“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”
“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”
by Dirty-Definitions June 9, 2018
Get the Twat Battermug. The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019
Get the The banter battermug. "Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna let my baby batter out all over her." Fantasized Todd, the overly ambitious virgin.
by €utie¥ootie August 6, 2017
Get the Baby Battermug. by Ospaulito November 10, 2018
Get the dog battermug. The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over
by NRP WELLAND July 4, 2023
Get the Batter-sea Pinnermug. The act of doing someone so hard from behind that their head is pushed through the headboard of the bed or the drywall if their is no headboard
by Jeffro lineguy May 8, 2018
Get the Birmingham Battering Rammug.