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A 2 bits eek is the "one armed bandit"gambling machine which either eeks out your money 2 bits at a time til you eventually empty your pockets and exclaim, "eek, my money's all gone", or you scream,"eek!" when you hit the right combo, the machine lights up, growls, bells ring, and then loudly spits out so many quarters , you nearly get a hernia trying to get the flimsy plastic bucket to the cashier.
Guy #1 -"I spent half the night sitting trance like at the 2 bits eek machine which netted me absolutely nothing."
Guy # 2 - "You mean the one armed bandit?"
gUY #1 - " Yep, it eeked out my whole paycheck before I quit!"
by People watcher January 18, 2010
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Shit Bits

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Deriving from formerly known 'krys bits', small pieces or "bits" of feces in the anal area of a female. When present with asshole hair or 'scragglers', dingle-berries are of high possibility.
Guy 1: "Dude you were dating that chick for forever!"
Guy 2: "No man, shes hot in all, but i had to let her loose once i caught sight of her nasty shit bits."
by 69unfaithful September 1, 2009
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Itsy Bitsy Gangbang

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A gangbang between nothing but midgets.
I came home last night to find that my apartment was victim to an itsy bitsy gangbang.
by DaSniper2 May 7, 2014
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Function: noun
Plural form: bitses
Origin: Derived from bitch

1. A term used to replace bitch in a softer and/or jovial tone
1. Look at that girl in her stupid pointy shoes! What a bits!
by D.Anger March 9, 2004
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The small, generally flakey, pieces of marijuana that can be found at the bottom of every bag after larger pieces (nuggets) have been smoked. The bit are argued by stoners, as well as occasional smokers, to render a better high than larger, intact pieces of marijuana.
"Oh shit dude, I'm fresh out of nuggs!"
"No worries, man. We can smoke the bits!"
"Oh. Duh."

"Fuck man, that weed is dank."
"It's not just weed, dude. It's the bits."
"Oh. Sweet."
by HJames978 January 18, 2010
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bitsexual

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Someone who is exclusively sexually attracted to people who own cryptocurrency.
He won't stop looking at @tropoFarmer, I think he may be a bitsexual.
by Keith Lamming February 18, 2022
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comes from the movie easy A:
a girl with huge tits. big tits combined into one word.
this girl has BITS .... oh so thats my identifier...
by girlwithbits29 January 21, 2011
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