The rare species of Assbum can be very hostile towards any pussy he see's. The secret identity of this fat cunt, Weight Watcher, kisses men all the time on duty. Likes cherry pepsi a little to much. if you see him you will be fucked by the sex freak he is. He joins weight watchers anonymous every Monday Thursday and Friday after school hours so he can have a little taste of the kiddie's. Sex is his first go to for weight losing and defense when someone is intimidating. If you find this rare species of fat ass, run!
by AlphaC November 27, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. "Ashton is so amazing, isn't he?!"
by orelismoral December 16, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug. by Someoneykyk May 10, 2022
Get the Ashtonatemug. A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton
Also pretty sure they're all gay.
Also pretty sure they're all gay.
by lakenbacon October 30, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug. He is so so hot sexy and really good at fortnite he can beat this kid named keita any day of the week
by dommmmemememe December 18, 2023
Get the Ashtonmug. by builtforthestreets November 15, 2023
Get the ashtonmug. Ashtons are whores and dont know how to control themselves online and post random shit.
they also have strok mkdbug hijsknoapl
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they also have strok mkdbug hijsknoapl
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by An Ashton March 28, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug.