Jack Armstrong

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.

Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.

They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.

Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.

Want to know what is more romantic than The Notebook?

Jack Armstrong is.

by SandyDunes November 03, 2014

Jacob Armstrong

I'm Jacob Armstrong.

My name is Jacob Armstrong!

by JacobArmstrong April 26, 2021

Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.

I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.

by DB Beej July 17, 2014

Armstrong the fuck out of you

A word that the green day frontman would use, or any green day band before violently fighting someone and punching them extremely severely. It's used by the green day frontman who's very likely dead. And therefore uses this statement in complete anger and fury. It could also be used by fans in the rock genre in general. Referring that it came from an joke. but hit out in school once.

''Hey, you look like total dumpster trash.''
''I'm going to Armstrong the fuck out of you motherfucker.''

by NOWAYHOEZE June 01, 2022

Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)

“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”

by Lil’ Juice October 15, 2023

Kacey rose armstrong

Kacey is very smart! Kacey is such a simple for you, shoot your shot cause kacey can't! Kacey will love you no matter what.

Kacey rose Armstrong is so smart!

by Jokkermann September 25, 2021

Kieya Armstrong

she is a fine, sweetheart, nice, and fall in love fast , has a BIG butt

boy:"hey did you see that girl kieya armstrong butt ".

boy:"yeah she is so fineee to".

by lmaooo finee November 16, 2020